20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

OK Guys, incase you are in a club and things are going well, and the girl gives you her your phone number.. make sure its not on this list.

Reminds me of burning man... but doesn't everything. Warning art shows now going on every day at my house. HAHAHAHA... Luckly I live alone.

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me,
and as we continue through this year we could all use a little calm. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner
peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished...and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kaluha, the
Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel...

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace

Category VI - The Strange
Attractor

Though you're not quite sure why, people are drawn
to you like moths to a flame. You really
are too cool for words.


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So... how well do you know your hairband lyrics...

10-9 correct: I bet you had your hair cut short in front and very long in back.

7-8: You were a head banger, but your friends knew more bands that you did.

5-6: You wanted to fit in, but didn't quite get the big hair and makeup thing.

0-4: You probably listened to the Pointer Sister's "Neutron Dance" and "Jump For Your Love."

Your final score is 10 out of 10 questions.

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TJ - 10
Gabe - 8
M - 4

Let me know your hairband scores....

Man I just love Calvin!