Nerds have a Action Figure

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GeekMan is 6 inches tall, made from plastic, and comes with 5 accessories (his weapons of wisdom and tech gadgetry):

• Geeky Glasses (the Geek Visual Input Device)
  
• Handheld Computer / PDA (attaches magnetically to GeekMan’s Waist)
  Notebook Computer / Laptop (the Cerebral I/O Device)
  
• Coffee Mug (to re-energize super powers)
  
• Wristwatch
  

CODE NAME: GeekMan

AKA: propeller head, computer nerd, uber geek

SUPER POWERS: ungodly coding abilities; opposite sex repulsion; analytical reasoning; ability to create technical acronyms; less than ideal personal hygiene routine

VULNERABILITIES: wedgies; dodge balls; unknown questions of existence; girls of the Internet

CATCHPHRASES: “Techno-nerd powers, activate!”,
“That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”