2Sep/04
Five things I’ll be doing while you’re at Burning Man
Five things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man
- carefully stewarding my pallor
- repeatedly watching CSI and the Daily Show on the TiVo
- defecating indoors -- copiously, often, and without queueing
- not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named "Shanti"
- wearing clothes--lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes
I am bummed that I am not at the burn this year, but I can atleast make fun of that which I will be able to do this week.