19Feb/08
HD-DVD is Dead, Long Live Blu-Ray
http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/japan_toshiba
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Ways Sony Plans to Celebrate Their Blu-Ray Victory |
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| 11. | Add rootkit code to all Blu-Ray DVDs. |
| 10. | Send solid gold fruit basket to Time Warner. |
| 9. | Change name of Blu-Ray to something more meaningful. Like HD-DVD. |
| 8. | Get unused "Victory for Betamax" banners out of storage. Edit them for the party. |
| 7. | Call guys at Toshiba, and play Beck's "Loser" over the phone. |
| 6. | Watch Rising Sun on their HD-DVD player. |
| 5. | Release next generation of Higher-Definition video. |
| 4. | Get T-shirts printed up that say, "The HD stands for Hopeless Despair" and send them to engineers at Toshiba. |
| 3. | Raise price on Playstation 3 by $100. |
| 2. | Release Gigli on Blu-Ray. |
| 1. | Savor the brief moment of victory, while preparing for the next embarrassing defeat. |